"No man is hopeless as long as he can serve as a bad example to others."
— Gail Godwin in Evensong (submitted by Judy Gollihar)

"It's not enough to be involved; you have to be committed. Think of a plate of ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed."
— Martina Navratilova

"There's a lot to be gained from being underestimated."
— Undetermined Comedian

"Never forget you're unique – just like everyone else."
— Unknown

"Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform."
— Mark Twain

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
— Bill Cosby

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."
— Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

"We found a parallel universe – mind your own business."
— Tim Creech

"Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself."
— A.H. Weiler

"Hey – this is God. Get naked, get in a trunk, and drive to Louisiana."
— Todd Marchand

"We come into this world cold, wet, and hungry – then things get worse."
— Unknown

"When two people agree on something, one of them is redundant."
— Wm. Wrigley

"The swell of political correctness in this country is directly proportionate to the increase in cowardice."
— Bob Guccione, Jr.

"Pat Buchanan is so homophobic he thinks global warming is caused by the AIDS quilt."
— Dennis Miller

"Survival of a species is determined by their ability to adapt to a changing environment."
— Charles Darwin

"Women! Can't live with 'em; pass the beernuts."
— Norm Peterson, Cheers

"I don't know you well enough to ignore you yet."
— Eric Gollihar

"Every Christmas party should have a little blood spilled."
— Myra Moore

"So far, everything has happened prior to now."
— George Carlin

"Man must cease attributing his problems to his environment and learn again to exercise his free will – his personal responsibility in the realm of faith and morals."
— Dr. Albert Schweitzer

"Why write if this too easy activity of pushing a pen across a paper is not given a certain bullfighting risk and we do not approach dangerous, agile and two-horned topics?"
— José Ortega y Gasset, spanish philosopher

"Kiss my ass – and Pat Robertson can kiss it, too!"
— Pete Conces

"Take what you can get, and don't expect any more."
— Dr. Doug Ross, E.R.

"Love is the irresistable desire to be irresistably desired."
— Robert Frost

"Remember: No matter where you go, there you are."
— From the movie Buckaroo Banzai: Across the Eighth Dimension

"Give me ambiguity or give me something else!"
— Unknown

"The best way to kill an idea is to take it to a meeting."
— Unknown

"It was a terribly delicate point, between hating her and loving her terribly..."
— John Irving, in The World According to Garp

"I feel more like I do now than I did when I first got here."
— Unknown

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."
— John Lennon, from Beautiful Boy (Darling Boy)

"Now I don't wanna kill you, and you don't wanna be dead."
— From the movie Silverado

"If it smells like cherry, then it's probably my butt."
— Tim Creech

"Never change. Never adapt. Never improve. And die naked, cold, and alone."
— Magazine ad

"The people who supply technology can neither predict nor control how it will be used."
— Richard J. Rosen, President, Logicom Inc.

"Never underestimate a man's ability to underestimate a woman."
— From the movie V.I. Warshawski

"Make your words as sweet as honey. You may have to eat them, someday."
— V. Raymond Edman

"The world will not evolve past its current state of crisis by using the same thinking that created the situation."
— Albert Einstein